March 2012
CAPLICKS!!!!
Jay's drunk on skype and I'm trying to get him to...
myt only sectet is that i think sarah palin should be prez
Here's to the ladies who lunch,
im getting shit faced with me myself and I. But Im already tipsy from one drink. lol lighjt weight.
half a bottle of 153 diesel and an eighth of green crack. fuck yeah. I dont need shit from anyone to have a good time.
So desperate to fit in somewhere I considered...
lulz…
Its been a while since Ive felt this bummed about...
its that book that makes me want to throw things. Donald Miller is my ghost.
I miss sex bruises :(
That awkward moment when only two Stepford Cuckoos...
samgeeky:
and you’re just like, “Where the fuck is the third one?”
Marc Dylan’s Naked Trip in The Castro →
If I looked like him, i would do this shit to.
#NudistsNever
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This is what happens when I get too into...
Alright kids, let me lay some shit on you. I am not a “stoner” I am not “pothead” I am a connoisseur! Im not just about smoking to get high, im about finding different ways to get medicate. Thus far ive created a 153proof alcohol tincture, red velvet cheesecake bud brownies, and now, for my best work to date: DIY E-Joint. Ive used the tincture (im going to make a new and...
My favorite part about being invited out
kitsy:
is when you they forget to invite you out.
so you see statuses about them hanging out
you get sad and mad
patrontruths:
once I was that kid who listened to mostly cheesy Christian music
i just have so many unfinished songs
notyourpanda:
But you can’t force something out of them, because that always makes it feel wrong.
Except for with bad pop songs. You can do whatever with those.
heres what you do
take all the unfinished songs, and create transitions in between each song to make it into one. Magic.